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(SUPERHUMAN by Clean playing)

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Most likely to
write a best seller.

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Colin Seymour.

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? Can't stop with
this kryptonite ?

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? Dirty girls won't listen
to that ticking clock ?

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? Oh no ?

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? They think they know
you but I know better ?

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So many guys in one small
space I've had crushes on.

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So many stories!

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Thanks, everyone.

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It's- It's my passion.

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(people clapping)

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You're probably
wondering where Adam is.

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Don't worry, he'll be back soon.

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But for now, get
acquainted with me!

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I'm cousin Colin.

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You might remember me in
classics such as Adam's Box Party

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or Adam's wedding.

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But don't worry, gets
better. (chuckles)

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(song continues playing)

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Just a sec.

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We're still gonna see each
other next year, right?

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Do we really need to talk
about this right now?

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Just 'cause I'm moving
up to the city for uni

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doesn't mean that you
can't come up and visit me.

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Suck me off?

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Sure. (chuckles)

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Cameron King, the school
heartthrob and my first crush.

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Always breaking hearts.

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Most likely to have an affair.

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(person cheering)

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Voted by you,

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Cameron King!

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(everyone clapping)

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What can I say?

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You all know me so well.

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(everyone clapping)

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Most likely to become
a viral sensation.

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Holly Simpsons.

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Holly, the gossip queen.

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She loves the spotlight.

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Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

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I would say I am shocked, but...

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(everyone laughing)

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She doesn't really care
that nobody really likes her

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as long as she's
getting attention.

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We used to be good friends
until this happened.

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Maybe I'm confusing you.

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Let's go back a little further.

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(song continues playing)

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You don't have to stick around.
I can finish this stuff.

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It's okay.

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I want to help.

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You're gonna be
okay for tonight?

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I don't know what
to do with myself.

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Like...

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I have all this guilt.

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Like when I'm watching TV,

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or eating chocolate,

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or listening to music like...

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It's like I'm not
mourning enough.

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Like I'm not sad enough.

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Don't beat yourself up.

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I can't change the fact that...

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I'm, I'm never gonna be
able to share with him

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how successful I want to be.

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Don't think like that.

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You already are so
successful and talented.

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You're amazing, Colin.

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I don't know why I
did that. I'm sorry.

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Basically, I kissed
her then boyfriend, Ty.

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In a moment of
weakness and intimacy.

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And she was so
pissed off about it.

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She blabbed all over
her YouTube channel.

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Hi guys! Welcome back to my
channel. It's Holly here.

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Ty, I'm breaking up with you.
This obviously isn't working.

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I mean, Colin kissed you.

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It was really upsetting
to see my best friend

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and my boyfriend kiss.

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So, I just don't think this
is really gonna work anymore.

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But I mean, I guess
thanks for everything.

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Really exciting news now
though, is that I'm single!

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So, if anyone's interested,
my DMs are always open.

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You guys know that.

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The thirst traps are
gonna be thirst trapping.

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It's all happening. It's
really exciting stuff.

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Somehow, we stayed friends!

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Most likely to have a threesome!

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Ty Dibbs.

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(rock song playing)

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He was embarrassed at first,

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but then quickly got over it.

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(rock song continue playing)

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Fuck off!

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(rock song continue playing)

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You okay?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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If you need to talk,
I'm here for you.

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And I'll call you tomorrow.

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I'll check on you. Okay?

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Yeah.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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See you.

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(upbeat music)

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Oh Tom, my wedding plus one.

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So cute. But we're just friends.

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? If I could go back in time ?

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Only he could win the award

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for most likely to
fall in love with me.

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? I'd keep them
apart all night ?

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We've had this "Will
they, won't they thing"

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for a while now. You know?

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? The world's a better
place without you in it ?

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? Sad you're given life and
this is how you live it ?

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Whole thing with Ty
didn't really help, but...

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There was this one time.

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In the bathroom.

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Well, you know,

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you can see for yourselves.

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(light music)

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[Tom] Are you ready to go?

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Yeah, I-

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I'll be one more minute.

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What are you doing in here?

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What does it look
like I'm doing?

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It kind of looks like you
were checking out your bum.

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That's exactly what I was doing.

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Not that it's any
of my business,

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but can I ask why?

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Kid at school said
I had a flat ass.

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So?

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Don't listen what people say.

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You've got a nice bum.

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How do you know?

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Well, I'm no expert,
but it looks fine.

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Maybe you're just
standing too far away.

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(light music continues)

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It's not flat. But if
you squat from here.

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(Colin chuckles)

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Now, you up to scratch!

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Let's get back to it.

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(doorbell rings)

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Hi! You made it!

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Oh.

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So glad you're here.
Really means a lot.

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Oh, of course. Of course.

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Uncle Harry got me
my first camera.

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I owe him my whole career!

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Really? I didn't know that.

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I'm just glad I could
be here to honor him.

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Yeah, thanks.

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How you holding up?

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Yeah. Alright.

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Best you can do, I guess.

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Want a tea?

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- Yeah, let's do it.
- Let's go.

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- Hey.
- Hi!

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Good to see you.

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You too!

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We weren't ready
to do this before.

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I didn't know the
right time, but...

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(mum sighs)

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I just feel like I
needed that year to heal

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and to think straight. So...

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I understand.

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And fully support you!

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Yeah.

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Hey, just know that I
love you lots. Okay?

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Oh, thank you.

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(gentle music)

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(gentle music continues)

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Yeah, I always really loved
his black and white shots.

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Just the composition,

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the way he worked with
the light was beautiful.

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He was always in his
dark room. He loved it.

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Getting the exposures just
right and I don't know,

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just such a beautiful,
beautiful photographer.

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So glad you've got his camera!

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He was truly an inspiration.

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Yeah. Look, I've been
rambling. I think...

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(Helen exhales)

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I'm so tired.

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I think I need to go
and have a lie down.

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Sounds good!

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Hey, are you still okay to make
your own way back tomorrow?

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Yeah, I'm gonna go exploring.

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I might catch the
train in the morning.

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Well, thank you so much Helen
for sharing those stories.

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You're welcome.

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Enjoy the camera.

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We all good to crack on?

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna work in tomorrow.

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Does anybody want to smoke?

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You ask us like
you don't know us.

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When have we ever smoked
a joint with you before?

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I'd like to keep my brain
cells for as long as possible.

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Thank you very much.

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I'm just trying to be polite!

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I mean, who knows what
this guy wants to do?

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Oh, I'm Adam and I
don't do drugs. Sorry.

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I know who you are, man.

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You don't remember me?

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Sorry. Not sure that I do.

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Colin's 18th!

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I was the guy playing
all the music.

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You kept requesting Boney M.

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Your music sucked balls.

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I wouldn't be using that
night for a memory sparker.

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Oh yeah, I remember now.

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Didn't we have like a DNM
while waiting for the bathroom?

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Yeah man!

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You gave me like the
best advice ever.

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You kept telling me not to like
hold back on life and stuff.

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How'd you go with that?

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Yeah! I mean, well,

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for starters I was really
hanging to get my first blowjob

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and...

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I followed your advice!

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Oh!

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Yeah. I just asked
Colin if he was keen.

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Mm hm.

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Next thing you know,

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I'm in his bedroom and
he's sucking me off! So...

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Yeah, I think it
worked like a charm.

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Maybe Stuart,

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that story wasn't meant
to be told in public.

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That's why you
disappeared at the party.

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Well-

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You know, that advice
was more about career

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and life choices.

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Self discovery and whatnot.

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Yeah.

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And I discovered that I
might not be a full gay.

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I just like getting
a head from a gay!

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Hey Colin, what other secrets
are you hiding from us?

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There's nothing to hide.

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It was my birthday, and
I was single, and...

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just enjoying myself with
someone who was interested in me!

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I'm gonna go get some food.

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Tom!

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I might go grab
something to eat as well.

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Colin, do you want anything?

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No, I'm fine.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah.

249
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Yeah, yeah. Just,
just a little hungry.

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Mm hm.

251
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So, how long have
you liked Colin for?

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Who said I liked him?

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Anyone who's seen a
John Hughes teen film

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can read between the lines.

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Is it that obvious?

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Have you told him?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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It's not simple
as that. You know?

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He's...

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He's been my friend for years.

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He lives right next door.

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I don't know.

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I don't wanna ruin things.

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You seem like a good guy, Tom.

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And handsome as hell.

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And I know Colin and
from what I can see,

267
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:31,083
I'm pretty sure
he likes you too.

268
00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:34,459
I don't think so.

269
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:35,917
Look, I'm a little hesitant

270
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:39,333
to give out any more
advice to Colin's friends.

271
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:40,082
But...

272
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:43,709
just follow your heart
and you'll never go wrong.

273
00:13:43,918 --> 00:13:46,958
Yeah? (indistinct)

274
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,292
Alright.

275
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:51,209
Lover boy.

276
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,041
[Holly's boyfriend] You idiot!

277
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,458
We didn't eat pizza
after graduation.

278
00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:57,666
Yes we did! I remember.

279
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,833
It was party pies. You moron!

280
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:00,625
You have no clue!

281
00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:02,166
You're being a jerk
and you know it!

282
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:03,625
Oh, I'm being a jerk?

283
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:04,750
You can get fucked!

284
00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:05,917
Oh, can I now?

285
00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:06,333
Hey!

286
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:07,625
Let's not lose
track here. Alright?

287
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:10,625
At graduation, we had
party pies and pizza.

288
00:14:10,626 --> 00:14:14,166
And you guys were dancing
around for ages romantically

289
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,875
and acting like
you were invisible!

290
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:17,458
So...

291
00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:19,250
Whatever, Mabel.

292
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,791
You don't care what
we ate at graduation,

293
00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:22,791
you care about each other.

294
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:26,208
And you're fighting because
you are both passionate people.

295
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:27,750
You're just doing it
because you have feelings!

296
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:32,083
So why don't you just cut
the crap and make up already?

297
00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:35,834
Okay.

298
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,125
I'm sorry, Holly.

299
00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:41,333
Well,

300
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:42,626
you're an idiot.

301
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,917
(everyone laughing)

302
00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:49,374
I'll be moving out of this town

303
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:50,958
ASAP to launch my
new YouTube channel.

304
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:53,041
You don't need to leave town
to start a YouTube channel.

305
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:56,166
Yeah, you can do that literally
anywhere in the world.

306
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:56,999
That's the point!

307
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,333
Wasn't your rule
channel taken down

308
00:14:58,334 --> 00:15:00,374
because of that viral video?

309
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,416
You would think teaching newbies

310
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:04,458
how to snort cocaine would
be educational. Right?

311
00:15:04,459 --> 00:15:06,625
And now the whole town
thinks I'm a drug dealer

312
00:15:06,626 --> 00:15:09,708
based off one little
cocaine video.

313
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:10,416
Well, to be fair,

314
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:12,833
I was doing it completely wrong
until I watched that video.

315
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:13,458
(all laughing)

316
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:15,791
Who would've thought such
a little town like Horntail

317
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,708
was this exciting?

318
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:21,208
Adam, I thought
you don't do drugs.

319
00:15:21,209 --> 00:15:22,249
I don't.

320
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,374
(person laughs)

321
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:24,249
You do now!

322
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,708
That's my special brownies, man.

323
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,541
What? Why is it
just sitting there?

324
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,625
I wanted to share
them with everyone!

325
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,917
Well, maybe you should label
what they are next time?

326
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:38,541
You've only had one. It
might not do anything.

327
00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,249
This is my second one.

328
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,583
Maybe drink lots of water?

329
00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:43,458
(Colin chuckles)

330
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:44,708
Am I gonna die?

331
00:15:44,709 --> 00:15:46,249
The chances are slim.

332
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,833
Oh, I feel much better.

333
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:48,541
Really?

334
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:49,833
No, I'm freaking out!

335
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:50,583
Don't worry, man.

336
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:53,459
You're gonna feel very
relaxed very soon.

337
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:56,666
I'll get you some water.

338
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,541
Oh man.

339
00:15:58,542 --> 00:15:59,458
So, so what like happens?

340
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,541
Do- Am I gonna get weird?
Am I gonna pass out?

341
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:03,541
I'm not gonna pass out. Am I?

342
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:04,958
I can't deal if
I'm gonna pass out.

343
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,208
You'll be so fine. Just relax.

344
00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:07,499
Tell him what it's like!

345
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,291
Can you hold my hand?

346
00:16:08,292 --> 00:16:10,208
Don't listen to the voices.

347
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:11,999
(both laughing)

348
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,666
Stop.

349
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,333
Not the voices.

350
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:15,917
Are you a voice? Are you real?

351
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:18,124
Is this my own hand?

352
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,959
Looks like it.

353
00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:23,791
- Just keep breathing.
- Do you want another one?

354
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,583
Oh, oh, oh.

355
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,334
Oh. I feel something.

356
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,208
- Yes, Tom!
- Go for it.

357
00:16:29,209 --> 00:16:30,208
Get it in ya!

358
00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:31,082
Yeah?

359
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,124
- Don't do it.
- Come on.

360
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,166
- Don't do it.
- No, go for it.

361
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,250
- Don't do it.
- Don't listen to him.

362
00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:36,875
(Holly clapping)

363
00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:39,416
- Well done!
- There you go!

364
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:40,416
This is exciting.

365
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,082
This is good!

366
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,208
I'll see you on the
other side, my friend.

367
00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:47,542
(bright music)

368
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,416
I love this place.

369
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,291
So many trees.

370
00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:55,041
And look at all
the lovely faces!

371
00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:58,999
You don't see lovely faces
like this in Melbourne.

372
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,041
Do you want some more water?

373
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,041
Maybe that's it.

374
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,833
It's this water.

375
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:04,875
(Colin chuckles)

376
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:07,708
Can you promise not to tell
mum that we drugged you?

377
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:08,625
Please?

378
00:17:08,626 --> 00:17:09,917
You drugged me?

379
00:17:09,918 --> 00:17:11,625
No, no. You love me!

380
00:17:11,626 --> 00:17:13,583
Of course we love you!

381
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:14,917
But we're cool, right?

382
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:17,625
Oh, I was born cool. (laughs)

383
00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:19,708
Yes. Yes you were.

384
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:22,166
(both laugh)

385
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,291
I'll be back in
one minute. Okay?

386
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,667
Okay.

387
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:33,167
? I'll be home soon ?

388
00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:35,709
You okay?

389
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,374
Don't you like me?

390
00:17:38,375 --> 00:17:39,875
What? (chuckles)

391
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:41,124
I thought you liked me.

392
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:44,917
I can never tell because you're
so popular with the boys.

393
00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,416
But I'm cute!

394
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:47,208
Yeah!

395
00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:48,667
A little bit.

396
00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:53,124
Have you had a brownie
as well? (chuckles)

397
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,500
Maybe.

398
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:56,166
Are you mad?

399
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,124
Why didn't you say anything?

400
00:17:57,125 --> 00:18:00,124
You know, because unlike
Adam, I wanted it.

401
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,334
Why? That's not like you.

402
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:08,167
Answer my question.
Do you like me?

403
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,166
Of course I do.

404
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,875
You know I think
the world of you.

405
00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:16,666
Yeah? Well,

406
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,125
I think...

407
00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:23,876
I think...

408
00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:30,958
I think I'm gonna be sick.

409
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:31,708
Oh!

410
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,083
Okay.

411
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:35,958
I'm gonna go now.

412
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:38,041
Yeah, yeah. Yeah you go.

413
00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:41,334
(song playing)

414
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:16,876
(song continues playing)

415
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,416
The cocaine.

416
00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:31,666
Guys, I'm sorry.

417
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,499
I know I shouldn't
have posted that.

418
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,249
I've done a lot of
self-reflection recently.

419
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:38,208
A lot of thinking about me
and the person I wanna be,

420
00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:40,750
but I did think it was gonna
be educational at the time

421
00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:43,416
and I've actually heard a
couple people say it helps them.

422
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:46,333
But alas, I know I
shouldn't have posted it

423
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:47,833
and I've taken it all down.

424
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,833
There is now no
more cocaine videos

425
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,291
on the internet under my name.

426
00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:52,999
I mean, there might
be some out there,

427
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,583
but none under my name.

428
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,458
So I am sorry.

429
00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:57,708
And from now on, I'm
gonna be a good person

430
00:19:57,709 --> 00:20:00,166
and influence good things.

431
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,124
Thank you.

432
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,751
Bye-bye!

433
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:07,351
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